More tranny stories later!
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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