the new term for farting is butt boxing.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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