I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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