chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
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