Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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