Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
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