what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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