Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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