i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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