We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Floor bacon is actually really good
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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