Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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