JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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