Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
he shaved USA in his pubs
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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