OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
There r osticjed everywhere
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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