You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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