She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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