Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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