Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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