apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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