I need help removing her.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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