....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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