i can't believe i had my finger in that
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
MIDGETS
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I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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