We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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