ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize