Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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