Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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