what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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