Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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