when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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