Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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