If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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