he referred to my room as the tit cave...
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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