Do vagina's smell?
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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