tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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