How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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