I CAN MOONWALK!
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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