dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
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I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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