So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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