it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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