You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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