Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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