and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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