he puts the penis in happiness.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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