I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
