ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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