his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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