is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
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