I feel great
I just peed on a car
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
We're hate flirting, damnit.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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