There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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