I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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