so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
So vagazzling was a success
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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