Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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