and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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