You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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