So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
So squirting runs in the family.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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