This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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