Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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