I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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