420 ftw
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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